HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
What I actually say:
I find serial killers interesting.
What other people hear:
I am a serial killer.
waking up:
haha fuck
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit
Muser problem nr. 4793: not knowing which shirt to wear at the gig.
the muse one
